December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
friend: I got an A on my calculus test
friend: I got a hot boyfriend
friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time I got four notes on a text post I made
Hormonal, period Lauren is getting really pissed off at the slightest thing.. And I’m hosting a Hogmanay party tonight, a splendid mix.
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blondeyxo:
mynotess:
Oh you’re a female that eats in front of males and prefers converse to heels, you’re so original oh my god you don’t paint your nails and you like pokemon wow you must be the only female that likes video games and you have more male friends than female friends holy shit you are so fucking unique jesus fucking christ lemme just gush over the fact that you are so unique that...
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2011 is the year I gained self-confidence.
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For ten years
We have driven the same route to Ayrshire to see family. There is a church on the approach to Glasgow, almost as large as a cathedral. It used to have a massive banner across it that you could read from the M8 that read ‘Save This Landmark!’ I always used to worry that we would drive through one day and it would be demolished.
But now the sign is gone and the church remains....
Samuel, Robert, Lucinda and myself have decided we will be buying a private estate so that the men can drink brandy, smoke cigars and discuss politics in the Library after dinner while Lucinda and I play Bridge in the drawing room.
We have found the perfect home for it, Blairquhan Estate in Ayrshire, for just £4.8million. Perfect.
When someone you're seeing compliments you
ednamusgraves:
do you ever just sit there thinking;
‘Oh that was nice, I should say something nice back now. I like your…I like it when you…What should I say? Oh god I’ve not said anything yet, it’s been a few seconds now. He’s going to start thinking I don’t actually like him. THINK OF SOMETHING NOW. IS THERE NOTHING YOU LIKE ABOUT THIS PERSON? DO I HATE YOU? I’M LOOKING AT YOU AND I CAN THINK...
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My great auntie is going to love me tomorrow
We are going to visit her. I’ll be wearing a very practical 3/4 length sleeve black top, a brown calf-length skirt and mid-heel patent loafers.
She will revel in it.
I can name 41 Harry Potter characters in 60...
Yes, I just timed myself. How many can you name?
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#UpperMiddleClassPains
1. THE BACK OF THIS CAR DOESN’T HAVE HEATED SEATS!
2. THE UNDERFLOOR HEATING ISN’T WORKING PROPERLY, IT’S TOO WARM AND NOW I HAVE TO OPEN A WINDOW
3. I HAVE TO SWITCH THEM LAMP OF MANUALLY BECAUSE IT ISN’T CONNECTED TO THE LIGHT SWITCH THAT CONTROLS THE LAMPS IN THIS ROOM!
i wonder who came up with italics like
lets give these words more of an impact
so lets make them kind of sideways